Firing the Surgeon General 

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General by Android May 2, 2006

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Plastic Surgery 

Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at

She got plastic surgery

Must be related to the kardashians

Plastic Surgery by I say stuff January 22, 2021

Brain Surgeon 

A guy Franklin's ex-girlfriend Tanisha is fucking.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that (brain surgeon) or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

Brain Surgeon by anonymous January 20, 2021

Top Surgery

Female to Male transexual chest surgery. The reduction or removal of the female breast tissue to create a male-appearing chest. Depending on the original size, this surgery may be done through simple liposuction, minimally invasive keyhole incision, or double incision mastectomy, with or without nipple grafting.

I started my physical transition from female to male with testosterone injections in 2000, but was unable to have my top surgery until five years later.

Top Surgery by AdamTrannyBear May 31, 2006

Santorum Surge 

A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.

During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").

Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").

Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.

The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.

"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."

"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."

"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."

"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"

"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"

Santorum Surge by The Smifter March 25, 2012

Grape surgery 

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery

Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape

Grape surgery by Faze.yumi.v2 November 22, 2018