Suffodating

Particular style of dating that involves aggressive attachment to the partner.

McDuff-"did you hear Richelle dumped Ingis?"
Shwaggerson-"what? they were doing so well."
McDuff-"it turns out ingis was suffodating her and she needed to breathe."

Suffodating by Benjamtoast May 13, 2008

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Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

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Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

Smuffacated by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

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Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

Silly Bandz Suffocation by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010