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when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.
Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.
speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009

speeding 

The affects you feel off of a drug thats an upper, such as cocaine,crack,ecstacy,adderral, or meth.
after taking ecstacy: "im speeding dude"
speeding by klshjdjd January 17, 2010

Speeding Buddy 

When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.
Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."

Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."
Speeding Buddy by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011

sweedish treat

When you attempt to give a person/persons a dutch oven and you accedently poop
Noah: UH OH DUTCH OVEN!!
Sally: No PLEASE! NOT THAT!
Noah: oops i gave u a sweedish treat instead
Sally: FUCKING A!
sweedish treat by Noah Schneller January 9, 2008

speedsdrop 

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.
Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.
speedsdrop by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009

speedshifting 

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.
Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.
speedshifting by 70GR March 18, 2011