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Small Smiling Face 

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.
'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

smiling butterfly 

A term used to describe the vagina when a woman lies on her back with her feet flat on the bed, legs open.
As zion entered the room, there was Nikki Cox on the bed, showing him her smiling butterfly.
smiling butterfly by zion March 21, 2005

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
Smiling Neapolitan by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

smiling with your eyes 

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...
girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

Smiling Jackson 

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.
Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!
Smiling Jackson by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009

Smiling Taco 

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.
Smiling Taco by DrOlives September 6, 2013