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smarticle assicle 

A term that is the opposite of dumb assicle. It is another phrase for smart ass, with a little more jazz to it. It sounds more fun.
This definition has nothing to do with ass icicles.

Smarticle Particle 

Someone who is smarter than most other people
Joe: Do you think you passed the test?
Aubrey: I copied off Dave and he's a smarticle particle
Smarticle Particle by T-Rex 321 December 19, 2016

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.
Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.
shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

STARTICLES 

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.