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Pre Shower Shit 

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)
"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"
Pre Shower Shit by Dicked September 30, 2012

Shower squirrel 

A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'

Shower shitter 

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

shit shower shave 

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
shit shower shave by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
Word of the Day on July 22, 2022

shower spaetzle 

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

shower slug 

the consequence of a shower tissue. it's a booger or a nasal slime that was just expelled from the nostrils, and hasn't been washed down the drain yet. So it slides along the shower wall, leaving a gross trail.
I ran out of napkins and tissues, so when I hopped into the shower I blew out all the snot. There were shower slugs sliding around everywhere after that.
shower slug by the storm drains February 21, 2009