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sexually frustrated soccer mom 

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!

Sexually Active 

When a person is engaged in sexual activities on a daily bases!
Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !

Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Sexually Active by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

sexually dormant 

Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.
Sarah was a slut in college, but she has become sexually dormant since graduation.
sexually dormant by sylvanparked October 24, 2012

sexually confused flannel 

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.
“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

Sexually Active Band Geeks 

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway
Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

sexually progressive 

You have kept an open mind about sex and sexuality. You have certain values that you would like to maintain but you have a more live and let live attitude toward sex. What is moral and immoral may be a rather grey line to you and depend quite a bit on the circumstances behind it. You would be willing to explore new areas of sexual experience to draw your own conclusions on what is morally right or wrong. As you let people live their own lives and experiences sexually you would expect the same regard back. Your partner suggesting new sexual encounters or experiences would more than likely excite you and give you something to look forward to. You more than likely have sex toys and fetishes that you share with your partner.
Always outside the mainstream. Sexually progressive. Living in your own head for solace and direction.