Emily Schofield 

The bottomiest subbiest brattiest needing someone to step on her little bitch ass bottom who fails to see the toppiness of Arson because Arson radiates so much top energy Emily is too much of a bottom to comprehend it.

Anyone:Have you heard of Emily Schofield?
The whole world:Yes, she is a bottom.

Emily Schofield by Emily is a bottom January 9, 2021

George Schofield 

Your local school sweet dealer

George Schofield sold 7 sweets to Jim

George Schofield by Hitlerismymum420 September 14, 2020

george schofield 

Your standard school candy dealer

George Schofield sold Jim 7 pieces of candy

george schofield by Hitlerismymum420 September 14, 2020

Tessa Schofield 

Absolute gigga chad history teacher. 100% Nigga travies scott sicko mode sexy.

She's a Tessa Schofield. *creams*

Tessa Schofield by Josh_dumb_moments February 25, 2022

Chad Schofield 

To "Chad Schofield" means to consume a few beers and then proceed to racially abuse the police. This term is inspired by an infamous incident involving Chad Schofield, where he allegedly engaged in such behavior.

"Did you hear about that guy last night? He went fully Chad Schofield on the cops"

Chad Schofield by RacingRumour July 7, 2024

a full schofield 

A full Schofield Philip Schofield

Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.

Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?

Person 2: Nah what news?

Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!

Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!

Person 1: I know, shocking!

a full schofield by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020

Schofielding 

Schofielding

Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.

As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.

"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry

"it really is time to tell the kids."

"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,

"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."

Schofielding by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020