2 definitions by splooshmasterflex
A full Schofield Philip Schofield
Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.
Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.
Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?
Person 2: Nah what news?
Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!
Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!
Person 1: I know, shocking!
Person 2: Nah what news?
Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!
Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!
Person 1: I know, shocking!
by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020
FFRRTT: Sound/Onomatopoeia - pronounced (F-urt)
The sound one should make when a peer, colleague or family member makes a slip up or blunder in any sort of way shape or form.
The sound one should make when a peer, colleague or family member makes a slip up or blunder in any sort of way shape or form.
Liam: A man this dude just scored a 5th goal against me in FIFA. It's only the 27th minute and he rainbow flicked my keeper!
Jack: FFRRTT!!!
Rest of the group in chorus: FFFFFRRRRTTTTTTT
fail blunder mistake slip up nip slip dick slip trip
Jack: FFRRTT!!!
Rest of the group in chorus: FFFFFRRRRTTTTTTT
fail blunder mistake slip up nip slip dick slip trip
by splooshmasterflex November 10, 2014