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projectiley by sociu February 23, 2022
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projectile diarrhea
Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.
Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!
projectile diarrhea by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006
projectile asshole tornado
When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
projectile asshole tornado by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
penile projectile
penile projectile by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006
projectile therapy
To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
projectile therapy by jholler December 24, 2008
Projectile diarrhea
An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
Projectile diarrhea by Al Berich October 21, 2018
Projectile ejaculation
Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
Projectile ejaculation by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009