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Pooping in the Stone Age 

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

Olympic Pooping 

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
Olympic Pooping by bumarse October 25, 2009

Hula Pooping 

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
Hula Pooping by CarsBow September 12, 2009

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.
Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

sky pooping 

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"
Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?
sky pooping by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013