poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.

Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.

poopinashart by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

Pooness 

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

merry poopins 

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

merry poopins by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

paper poopies 

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.

Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.

paper poopies by kenzieluv93 April 21, 2011

sweaty poopies 

When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.

I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.

sweaty poopies by wessy December 2, 2007

poopies

when ure distressed u say this.
and it can also mean a mean lookin shite

1.Oh poopies I shot down that blimp.
2.I went poopies in my pull-ups mommy!

poopies by EAT_THE_FUNKY_CHICKEN_plz December 19, 2004

Water poopies 

a funny way to say diarrhea

Mommy, I have water poopies.

Water poopies by Mr. Water Poopy December 1, 2011