beer poached 

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

beer poached by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010

And then I punched him/her in the face. 

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

And then I punched him/her in the face. by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

Pinched the perfect loaf 

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

Pinched the perfect loaf by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Pinched Up 

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.

Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.

Pinched Up by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009

Goat Punched 

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

Goat Punched by bigbadbick January 5, 2008

punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

Pooched 

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

Pooched by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003