Plathering 

When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.

Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense

man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"

man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"

Plathering by ejm8872 October 18, 2011

flattering yourself 

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

flattering yourself by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

flattering the curve by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Flattering Yet Creepy 

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

Flattering Yet Creepy by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Pottering 

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way with odd jobs whilst drinking beer.

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon, I was just pottering around

Pottering by The__Bear September 5, 2019

Beyond the flattering smile. 

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

Beyond the flattering smile. by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

Patering 

Anal sex between two male people

Im so gonna patera you!

Patering by Steve December 1, 2003