nutella 

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

nutella by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009

Nutella Knickers 

Shit skids in your underpants.

"Fuck, what's that smell??"

"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."

Nutella Knickers by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

Nutellaitis 

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

Nutellaitis by hersss December 2, 2010

Nutella Ass Cheeks 

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

Nutella Ass Cheeks by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?

Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

Nutella 

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

Nutella by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

nutted in 

The act of ejaculating into the vagina / anus from the erected penis . Which will also be known as nutted in .

Girl : Did you get to pull out last night ?
Boy : Ohh , fuck . I think I nutted in your gapped asshole !

nutted in by xNigga September 27, 2018