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pronounced no ness. used as exclamation for something you find unfair/shocking/what the hell. Useful for tricky situations where you might like to say something along the lines of 'Fuck off is that fair' but the audience wouldn't approve of that language!!!!
Oh my god, my phone isn't working anymore. Noness!!!

Teacher: Get out my classroom. Your behaviour is despicable
Student: Noness!!!
Noness by estemo September 15, 2007
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A word used instead of breasts or boobies! Created from a facebook extravaganza
She has nice nones
Nones by LorrFace January 7, 2010
A virgin or someone that does not get sex.
Yo, whats up Noneslut?
noneslut by injurious August 8, 2007

Noneskies 

when someone has smoked enough weed and cant go on you say noneskies
"noneskies dude i am doneskies"
Noneskies by SkA_dOoSH_RAIDEN February 23, 2009

Nonesuch 

Almost undefinable... Located outside of Sebastopol, CA in the tiny town of Graton, it is at the end of a dirt road passing llamas, emus and peacocks. The teachers treat the kids as equals, and every one is called by their first names. There is no censorship. People are allowed to be themselves to the fullest extent. There is no such thing as cliques; the school is never more than 70 children.They call each other family. They go to school on seven acres of forest and fields. There is also a creek, which can be swam in during the spring. They go on field trips and camping trips. On Easter, they wrestle in a mud pit and have an egg hunt. The students learn from the teachers, the teachers learn from the students. It is unlike any other school you have ever seen. Kids and teachers from Analy and El Molino beg to differ. They think that all they do is smoke weed with the teachers; they are VERY wrong. Don't believe any bullshit rumor you hear about Nonesuch. Experience it for yourself! Est, 1970.
You wish you were a part of the NSK!!!

Aww man, I wish I went to Nonesuch.
Nonesuch by lilaxx January 16, 2009
People (usually americans) that are religiously unaffiliated or describe their religious identity as atheist, agnostic or “nothing in particular." Religion? They have none.
You can meet nones anywhere these days.
Now there are more nones in America than evangelicals.
nones by birfgirf March 22, 2019
1st person) You think that girl is hot?
2nd person) Nones on her homie
nones by Jenna April 10, 2003