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Risk of neglect 

A Bullshit excuse Cps can use to take your children away-even if you are doing nothing immoral, abusive, neglectful, dangerous, etc.

Many people realize that CPS has the power and authority to do whatever the heck they want. They just usually don't in bigger cities because they do not have the time. In smaller areas they will take on cases that they themselves will say do NOT have abuse or neglect, just "risk of neglect", often, but of course not always, to make more money for the state and keep their paychecks coming.
His kids were taken away from him from CPS due to risk of neglect.
Uquinta Niglects her son Tyrone on a daily basis
Niglect by BoshuaJoob October 4, 2016

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.
I am so sorry I neglexted you...I got so busy at work and then went out with my co-worker right after.
Neglext by javarocks December 7, 2013

neglectolator 

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.
New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

neglexting 

when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.
"I've sent her a few messages, but the bitch is neglexting me."
neglexting by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008