BFF Mouthful 

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....

Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.

BFF Mouthful by buttholehead February 28, 2023

winner's mouthful 

The final mouthful taking by a competitive eater or, more crudely, the pay off at the end of oral sex

Dave grabbed the chunk of kielbasa to ensure he had the winner's mouthful ahead of Jane, Peter and Samantha.

winner's mouthful by Fox with funky socks November 21, 2016

monthly mouthful 

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.

Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.

monthly mouthful by jdc685 June 5, 2015

mississippi mouthful 

The act of deficating in a womans mouth and having her perform oral sex on you afterwords.

Man I totally gave that chick a mississippi mouthful last night!

mississippi mouthful by jjk52 September 25, 2010

Pelican Mouthful 

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!

I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it

Pelican Mouthful by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023

You've said a mouthful. 

You are sucking up with so many complements that it's like you have your mouth full male orgasmic excretion.

After plying lots of unfounded compliments to someone, the person responds by saying, "You've said a mouthful."

You've said a mouthful. by RMatrix April 12, 2021

A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.

Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?

My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness by EmJayee January 6, 2021