buttholehead's definitions

Bussy Dog

Male cat. Especially one that you're partial to.

That's my bussy dog over there giving me the slow blink.

by buttholehead August 7, 2023

BFF Mouthful

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....

Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.

by buttholehead February 28, 2023

Pussy Dog

A female cat.

I have 2 little pussy dogs. They aight.

by buttholehead August 7, 2023