moot 

A haphazard, lazy aristocratic person or animal destine to serve only themselves. Especially, in front of a crowd that is abashed and stifled by their awe inspiring charm.
A nonreciprocating type of being.

Relies on cuteness and manipulation to spellbind their host.

Hey! That's the moot that wiped his feet on Rick James's couch!

moot by Marshanklius January 16, 2016

moot 

Pertaining to female genitalia, vagina. Can be used in any conversation and in some cases more acceptable than other more common slang. Moot can be used in all social circles however should be generally limited to male use when discussing intentions to females they may wish to later copulate with.
Term is in frequent use within the social networks of backpackers around New Zealand, and is believed to of originated during a drunken conversation in a well known backpacker bar in auckland circa 2006

"She has got a great moot! I want to lick it"
"Have you seen the moot on that?"
"Can I fingerbash your hot moot?"

moot by nodsman the camel rider April 17, 2009

moot 

When you facebook status is commented on or liked by someone you and your frineds dont like, the status is rendered moot as no one else will write anything. This occurs particularly when u have a good comment thread going or a really funny status.

Andy: It was like watching a conversation between rainman and and an international student.
Zora and three other ppl like this.
Toad: Haha this is funny
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This just got rendered moot u bastard

moot by Disgruntaled June 14, 2011

moot 

to start up a conversasion

Moot
- What the hell does that mean?
I dont know, lets see......

moot by The Hulk July 19, 2004

moot 

A gathering of homosapiens usually for a weekend to enjoy each others company and meet new friends in the spirit of the scouting way.

Are you going to Mystery Moot?

moot by Archmage December 18, 2003

moot 

the souuthern part of the female anatomy

hey bill did you raff up bertha lastnight?
yeah i did bob!!!
she got a tight moot aye bro?

moot by no need to know May 30, 2008

Moot 

Moot is the nickname for a legendary human being, he is the greatest at everything he does and own the greatest youtube channel around, by the name of Hype x Drag he pwns noobs at xbox and fucks bitchs like a pornstar. He makes OG Mudbone look small and he is a forde to be reckoned with.

That moot is amazing!
Matt Holle is a sexy moot.

Moot by therealroot May 1, 2013