mooned

To spend time lusting over a person or an object. To be seriously and obsessively addicted to something or someone.

Dan: "Oh dude there goes Alison!"
Mike: "Oh man...I mooned over her for so long...."

mooned by Mytola August 6, 2006

Mooged 

Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.

Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!

Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!

Mooged by anditwasamazing October 24, 2016

moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.

1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"

moofer by PastorVor July 12, 2004

moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.

"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."

moofer by bertiem August 11, 2009

mooked 

to be schooled in somthing or to be out did.

you- close game
me- naw guy i mooked u
you- no man it was a tight game
me- haha MOOKED!

mooked by Ariam tekle November 27, 2006

Moosed 

Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you

you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you

Moosed by ADJMETT June 29, 2011

mooked 

To be high as fuck off some killer.

I was so mooked last night that I knocked out an undercover for trying to sell me some poop ass schwag.

mooked by Dro April 11, 2004