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Philza Minecraft 

God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it

he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.
Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts
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Minecraft 

The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.
"Why is he in the hospital?!"

"I heard someone minecrafted him."
Minecraft by OwMyBodyHurt April 6, 2019

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134
Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

Minecraft YouTuber 

A gaming youtuber is a gamer who used to play Minecraft in 2012 but stopped in 2017 to play fortuite than in 2019 decided to play Minecraft again

Minecraft TSA 

When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.
Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.

Super Intense Minecraft Player 

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

Minecrapped 

When you have played Minecraft for an excessive period of time, and you experience motion sickness, nausea, etc..
Friend 1: dude, i was so sick from playing MC yesterday, that when i woke up this morning, I had the urge to punch my neighbor's trees for survival...
Friend 2 : Sounds like someone was "Minecrapped"
Minecrapped by xCLOUDx7 April 20, 2013