The Minging Effect 

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.

The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”

The Minging Effect by RowdyRando November 15, 2022

munging 

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."

munging by DrunkMage January 23, 2005

mal meninga

Mal Meninga is a retired Australian Rugby League player. In rhyming slang, to "Mal Meninga" means to "finger".

I was carving up a storm on the dance floor with a blonde hottie when I decided to go the Mal Meninga.

mal meninga by cactoid March 1, 2005

minging 

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

minging by Scotty April 30, 2003

like mending roads in summertime 

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

like mending roads in summertime by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

mening

The act of taking a man to one's bed. Usually used in reference to a series of one-night stands.

Sorry I've been out of contact I've been too busy mening, it wouldn't take up as much of my time if I didn't have to wake up next to some stranger the next morning and go through the whole brunch and awkward conversation routine.

mening by Shakespeare's Sista May 15, 2015

minging 

Brutal / Really ugly.

She's well ****ing ming-ing.

minging by Abdul Rapeyama March 20, 2003