Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts 

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

Reading, Massachusetts by Classified01867 November 20, 2006

Massachusetts Republican 

One who thinks they agree with Republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they'd be considered a Liberal Democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of MA, particularly the Greater Boston area.

Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"

Massachusetts Republican by ek2035 October 23, 2008

massachusetts baseball 

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

massachusetts baseball by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017

Millis Massachusetts 

A town where literally nothing happens. Everyone's on drugs, but hey, we invented soda cans!
The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't wait to move to Millis Massachusetts! So many drug dealers there.
Guy 2: Where?

Millis Massachusetts by ThatDudeBoiGuyStarNerd September 24, 2018

Massachusetts 

The state name that everyone hates spelling.

Tommy: Brian, how do you spell, "Massachusetts?"

Brian: Fuck you, Tommy.

Massachusetts by soske November 4, 2006

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts by websterschick February 6, 2010