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mart fart 

A usually silent emission of gas when endeavoring the weekly shopping rounds. One can be both a victim, or a perpetrator of a mart fart. The presence of multiple people in the shopping mart environment, makes it the ideal place to fart and not be the obvious farter.
Ralph was walking down the cereal aisle, and walked right into a mart fart cloud. Since no one was on the aisle but him, it must've seeped through the boxes from the juice aisle.
mart fart by Bada Bing, Bada Boom August 31, 2013
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Mart Grandillis 

Mart Grandillis is a big gay nut
Mart Grandillis by Poopman6000 August 23, 2020
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mart locke 

‘have you seen mart locke

‘no’
‘k, L get good

mart bingo 

A version of walmart bingo designed as an app for apple's iphone.
Shawniqua installed mart bingo on her iPhone, then went shopping.
mart bingo by wohooirock May 13, 2009

mart-shaped box 

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.
I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.
mart-shaped box by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Mart Overbeek 

Mart Overbeek is addicted to watching fifa videos and playing fifa and only touches grass when playing football.
You need to touch some grass, you're such a Mart Overbeek
Mart Overbeek by Yeahjustarandomyes December 14, 2021
tr.v. mar·ta, mar·a·ing, mar·atyrs
the redneck version of "To make a marta of, especially to put to death for devotion to religious beliefs. "
To inflict great pain on; torment.
dat man der mada mart-a outta himsulf when he damn near shot da president.
mart-a by solkat March 11, 2004