masoning out 

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.

person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."

masoning out by SKOA March 7, 2011

Mr. Magooing 

A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.

I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!

Mr. Magooing by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Mahoning 

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.

You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.

Mahoning by Shannon56 December 18, 2008

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

MARNING 

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello", "whats up". It can be used in the marning, afternoon, evening or even late at night. The word originates from a South Indian dialect.

Uncle#1:"Good Marning!"
Uncle#2:"Indeed, it is a good marning!"

MARNING by Foundation Fathers August 28, 2006

Blue Mooning 

Verb

Taking very large doses of diphenhydramine, a anti-histamine over the counter allergy remedy, to experience sedation and vivid visual and auditory hallucinations. Abuse of diphenhydramine incredibly dangerous because it puts you in a state of pure delirium. Long term abuse of diphenhydramine has been linked to brain tumors.

Person A: Lets go over to Peter's house.
Person B: No way man that guy is blue mooning on Benadryl. He is Insane!
Person A: You're right people shouldn't be getting high off allergy medication.

Blue Mooning by Bluemoon shine September 4, 2010

mooning 

an activity enjoyed by a certain Vikings football player...

Cheeshead: Idiot, did you see him...that guy's mooning us...what did we ever do to him!

mooning by World Domination February 2, 2005