Lumpkin

Lumpkin, (L)Pumpkin

Shits ridiculous… Lumpkin nowadays

Lumpkin by Captain Talon March 27, 2026

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.

Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

Lumpkin County High School by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018

lumpkin facial 

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

lumpkin facial by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Lumpkin County

Better that White County. Located in North Georgia. The only thing to do is to gold mine and go to the local Walmart at 5 in the morning. Although it is a college town, there is nothing to do except get wasted with your friends. Everyone is a "bumpkin" and runs around in camoflaudge.

Did you see those "bumpkins" from Lumpkin County??

Lumpkin County by I.dont.care. August 1, 2015

Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.

Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.

Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump

the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.

tubby lumpkin by jubean hernadez May 30, 2006

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin by Suaver April 12, 2009