Shit Lagged 

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013

langelos 

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"

Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!

langelos by Creig September 6, 2008

langer 

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

langer by Oly May 13, 2005

Langelos 

A term used for someone who neglects children to play MMORPG. They tend to neglect their children, wife/husband and family members. Relationships with virtual partners normally form and are also found out. Normally families are broken apart, and the "Langelos" is made into a joke.

"You fucking Langelos, I hate you. "
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"

Langelos by LangMarryMePlxFromWhite November 13, 2006

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

Michael Langdon by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019

langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

langered by pad July 20, 2004

langerload 

a huge quantity.

Often used of drink.

A langerload of pints.

We had a langerload of pints last night.

langerload by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005