keeping dark 

To hide or conceal something that might be incriminating to you.

I promised my wife that I would stop gambling, so I'm definitely keeping dark my recent loss at the race track!

keeping dark by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

keeping me on read 

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

keeping me on read by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Keeping up with the Kardashians 

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

Keeping up with the Kardashians by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub by phannietrash January 19, 2017

keeping it in the family 

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

keeping it in the family by nlolhere November 9, 2020

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

keeping your pimp hand strong by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong 

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008