jocking on your bitch ass 

the act of kidding
just kidding

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

jocking on your bitch ass by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008

jocking 

To Hit up on someone(usually gurlz)
AKA Get a lot of girls

Cruzin down the street in my '64 Jocking the Bitches slaping the hoes - by Eazy-e

jocking by STR8 outha Compton October 9, 2005

hand jocking 

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

hand jocking by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

jockying 

To try and undermine your rivals to get ahead. Especially in time of evaluation.

Mr Monroe is jockying to get that position, now that the new manager has arrived.

jockying by Abraham Jacobs May 27, 2008

jocking 

1. Trying to be like someone of a higher status
2. Acting like a jock, ex.- hitting on the girls with the "ideal figure",
3. Taking someone else's work from an HTML site, and claiming it as your own. Like plagiarism, but more specific.

1. "Mike is so jocking on Trevor, he always does exactly what he does."
2. *Boy walks right past 'typical girl' to pack of cheerleaders in short skirts* "DANG you women so fine, hows I take you all for a ride tonight?"
3. "Erika is jocking, she has this new layout code in her site, but it's really Leah's"

jocking by Anonymous Philly January 10, 2006

Jocking My Nuts 

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

Jocking My Nuts by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Jucketing 

When you and your friends all jizz in a bucket and the last one to cum has to place the bucket over their head.

Jimmy: Oh no pops, I came last, I don't like Jucketing...

Jimmy's Pops: Well you have to put the bucket over your head then, son.

Jucketing by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009