Definitions by Sejanus

Jocking My Nuts 

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

Jocking My Nuts by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Hit the Slopes 

A re-fashioned skiing expression indicating cocaine use.

I got a gram from Andy. Wanna go hit the slopes?

Hit the Slopes by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Wet 

In basketball, a player is wet when he seems incapable of missing a shot, especially a long-range jump-shot.

Damn, that's three threes in a row. Steve Nash is wet!

Wet by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Mexican ADT 

Leaving the television on in one's home to fool potential burglars into thinking the house is occupied. Named after the large home security company ADT and the prevalence of the technique in poor minority neighborhoods.

"The front door lock is broken, but don't worry - I have Mexican ADT."

Mexican ADT by Sejanus June 12, 2008