IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth

hind the iphones are coming

IPhone by bigjose November 22, 2018

iPhone

People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android

1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS

iPhone by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019

iPhone

Phone that will break if you drop it two inches of the ground

" do you have the new iPhone ?"

" Yeah, but it broke. "

" how ?"

" oh , it dropped off of a couch."

iPhone by J. B. Mason January 15, 2015

iphone

A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone

ipod + phone = iphone

iphone by Jersey Kid February 24, 2008

IPhone

A Cellphone, MP3 player and GPS locator in one, highly over priced and over hyped. Which attracts all the apple fan boy fags that are willing to pay out the ass for that stupid little apple logo on their cell phone or new computer. Which Macs by the way are not high performance gaming machines, so if you are planning to buy a mac for gaming you are a n00b.

Apple Fag: Wow, I just paid $400 for an Iphone, aint it awesome?
Non Apple Fag: I only paid $30 after $50 mail in rebate and I got a Sprint PDA phone with internet browser and GPS, and MP3 player like yours using an SD slot, but I can also take and send pictures which yours cant. You got ripped off man. Apple is crapple.

IPhone by forwardbias June 22, 2009

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

IPhone by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

Iphone

FUCKING SHIT PHONE THAT BREAKS IF YOU DROP IT ON THE FUCKING BED!!

FuckTard- OMG I have the new Iphone XS it is so good
Real Human with braincells- It sucks try to drop it on the bed it will break...
FuckTard- No it wont, but I'll try.
*2 minutes later*

FuckTard- OMG IT BROKE YOU HAVE TO PAY IT!
Real human with braincells- No It is not my fault it is expensive and bad as fuck and breaks where ever you drop it!

Iphone by HuaweiFTW February 14, 2019