Heffer 

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

Heffer by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

heffer 

a fat

you heffer go eat a heffer

heffer by hi August 19, 2003

Heffer 

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

Heffer by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

Heffer 

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

Heffer by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

Heffer 

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

Heffer by information station June 1, 2012

heffer 

Sarah* Callender

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"

heffer by Suck me now May 24, 2004

heffer 

A crazy mexican

"That Jose is one heffer"

heffer by lolgirl7777 May 14, 2017