cold hearted 

A person who feels they don't gaf . They feel that people get on their nerves so why should they care? They are the definition of mystery. And usually wasn't born cold hearted. Most the time its caused by at least one person who constantly got on their nerves. #heartless#dontcare#dontspeak

He's not smiling, must be cold hearted .

cold hearted by xxx.lyrical February 26, 2018

Three-headed monkey 

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

Three-headed monkey by Snake March 9, 2005

Two Hearted Ale 

Very possibly, the greatest beer ever created by man. Two Hearted is an alcholic beverage that contains 7% ABV. It is an American India Pale Ale (IPA). An IPA contains large amounts of hops. Hops are what gives beer a bitterness, and can give a beer pine, floral, citrus, and tropical notes.

Created by Bell's Brewery. Tasty

Two Hearted Ale is a craft IPA.

Two Hearted Ale by JeffersonHallOU February 20, 2011

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother 

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004

two headed blow job 

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

two headed blow job by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

a purple-headed womb ferret 

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

a purple-headed womb ferret by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

Hoof Hearted

little known race horse, made famous by the way an announcer quickly pronounced his name.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.

Wow, hoof hearted in the winners circle.

Hoof Hearted by Emchone August 8, 2007