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Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.
"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."
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Hand-me-down 

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.
Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down
Hand-me-down by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022

Hand me down watermelon 

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.
Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

Hand-me-down-bitch 

A girl who dates a guy and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her dow to his friend and so on.
Becca is a hand-me-down-bitch. She dated John then his friend Bill, then his friend Tom.
Hand-me-down-bitch by Homooo... August 4, 2011

Hand me down job 

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.
Hand me down job by magicliterati August 26, 2012

Hand Me Down Buick 

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?
ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!
Hand Me Down Buick by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

hand me down sex 

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex
Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...
hand me down sex by blthrskt April 24, 2009