I would really like to read Gordon Freeman's fake thesis entitled "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array."
A Multi- Millionaire chef that got famous for his multiple cooking shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"