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Gerbling

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.
Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.
by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011
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gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....
Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.
by Buddha/Hans May 13, 2006
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gerbilling

Richard Gere did what?!
by Los Pantalones Man May 6, 2004
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Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.
Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018
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gerbilanating

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.
Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating
by Jack Moore - MacFever June 18, 2008
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Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.
My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.
by Jebus November 17, 2006
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gerbilnaut

Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.
Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!

Friend: Which one?

Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!
by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008
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