Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

Federal Way 

Also known as Felony Way, a bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma characterized by violent crime, poor schools, and lots of newly constructed low income housing.

Dude...Did you see that another drive by shooting occurred last night in Felony Way?
You are so mean. Federal Way ain't nothin' but a cheap ghetto where I can use my Section 8 vouchers.

Federal Way by Nafius October 2, 2016

Fedorian 

Men that commonly wear fedoras in their style. They feel it looks good on them and makes them looks like gentlemen when really it doesn't. They also feel superior and more intellectual than others while bragging about it. They often get friendzoned and once they do, they never shut up about it. They are the ones that commonly call themselves "nice guys".

Hey did you see Carl yesterday? I saw him wearing a fedora. I guess he's a Fedorian too now.

Fedorian by stoopidman June 29, 2013

ross federman

the grey-tied drummer of tally hall, a band!

he's cool and talented and very active on instagram
and he's more attractive than joe hawley, btw

"the best member of tally hall is obviously ross federman."

ross federman by GyroGearloose May 4, 2019

fedora the explorer 

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache

Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers

fedora the explorer by UsedPizza April 2, 2016

Federal Prison 

Public school

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.

Federal Prison by n't're'yes January 28, 2019

Federico 

The hottest boy on earth. He is good in bed and funny. You could laugh with him all the time. Don't let him go, he is an amazing catch.

Federico is amazing. The perfect boyfriend.

Federico by romaniangirlxico January 2, 2017