1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley
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-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
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-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY
by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020
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Doing a Joe Hawley describes One of Two things:

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Posting a cryptic and worrying picture or caption on social media, most likely pertaining to an event that happened in your life, and when people ask and get concerned, taking it down minutes after.

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Reversing a song, words, or phrase backwards, making it hard to hear.

This action derives from the guitarist, Joe Hawley, From the band Tally Hall.

See Hawley-esque for more details.
1. And then Brian just..deleted it. Really did a Joe Hawley. I’m still worried.

2. Woah man, did you just pull a Joe Hawley?I can’t even understand! Not cool!
by 0li._.Cr1es May 17, 2020
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