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fappening 

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".
The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend
fappening by AGC195 September 2, 2014
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Fappercise 

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.
I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.
Fappercise by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010
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Fappered Out 

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!
Fappered Out by particulus May 16, 2011

fancy fapper 

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn
sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase
fancy fapper by D.E.X January 14, 2018

Fapper's Block 

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
Fapper's Block by Fishee October 16, 2010

Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Toilet fapper 

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!