Elephantitis 

After smoking out of a elephant pipe and being beyond stoned, elephantitis starts to kick in

Elephantitis: laying on the floor not feeling your limbs, being really high etc.

Elephantitis by xtina_liciousxo July 9, 2010

march of the elephants 

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

march of the elephants by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

elephants

drunk, hammered, slaughtered. Used particularly in dublin.

She was absolutely elephants last night.
She was totally drunk last night.

elephants by pad July 20, 2004

elephantitis 

A horrible, horrible thing to have!!
Passed on by a insect, and something a family does not like to talk about.

As a little girl who watched as her grandma could not walk by herself for grandma has a very big leg and it looked nasty. It was sad for a child to see.
For years I did not know what grand ma had, why her leg was so big and not so pleasant to look at. For this disease was something no one spoke of in my family.
Hearing the people and children at church point and stare was not something a grand daughter should ever have to witness, but having a grandmother like I did who had elephantitis and a God worshiping women she never got upset by these people pointing and commenting, she would just smile as my grandpa or uncle would help her get to where she was going.
My grandmother is passed on now, and I miss her dearly.
Just a grand daughters view of Elephantitis.

elephantitis by A Gran daughter January 12, 2008

elephants foot 

when a womens pants pull up her vagina's lips and its way to big to call it a camel's toe

when toms mom fetched little Ann out of the baby pool isaw her elephant's toe

elephants foot by banginlangan May 23, 2004

elephantitis of the head

a condition caused by ego or genetics, in which one's head is disproportionately large compared to his body.

My boyfriend's elephantitis of the head is so bad, he can barely squeeze it into Bob's car.

elephantitis of the head by Luanne July 29, 2003

elephants

very large pink animals which come into your home uninvited drink all ur coffee then spill it on your new cream carpet

the ones who attacked bransholme......bastards

elephants by unknown March 11, 2004