Late Night Drunkenness (LND)

The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.

The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.

Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.

People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"

by Candia Posse August 3, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

Dankness

a measurement of how dank a meme is.

Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme

by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

Diggity-Dankness

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.

Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness

by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022