doober 

when i kick tim rout in the nuts its the sound he makes

joe- im gonna kick you in the nuts!!!
tim- "DOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

doober by joe.p June 26, 2004

doober 

an abusive word that means all of just about nothing. Can be used to describe absolute morons and complete fuking idiots who have no idea what they are talking about and who should really really get off the pot!

Joe Petersen is a fucking DOOBER!

doober by ROUTY! June 30, 2004

doober 

a word elementry children use to make fun of each other. It is a mix between dork and goober

James is the biggest doober in our grade.

doober by ok_gal2007 March 8, 2007

doober 

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

doober by smellingblood March 4, 2005

doober 

Combination of Dork and Goober

You are such a doober...I can't believe you left your camera at the pool! It's about to rain!

doober by Carly Julia September 29, 2008

doober 

A piece of solid animal waste. poop,scat,excriment.

Dave: Dude, check out that doober!

Steve: Oh man. That is definately a human doober.

doober by dooberman September 24, 2008

doober 

when u shoot ping pong balls out ur ass

im the best doober

doober by rob January 23, 2004