dildo 

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

dildo by Kara March 31, 2003

dildo 

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

dildo by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003

dildo 

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

dildo by Dilbert December 1, 2003

Dildo 

Mans worst enemy

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me

Dildo by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo 

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

dildo by Wesside January 12, 2005

dildo 

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

dildo by Alianne September 13, 2003

Dildo 

1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate.
2) A slang term for penis.
3) A stupid person.

1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!

Dildo by iamsohappytoinsulteveryoneiknow June 19, 2003