deutch 

1) Incorrect spelling of Deutsch. Deutsch means "German" in German.

2) Incorrect spelling of Dutch. Usually a typo.

3) That person in those TV commercials (Her name is Roni Deutch) that says she'll get rid of your tax debt for "Only $20! $20!!!"

1) Misinformed people spell the word as "Deutch."

2) Those shoes look so Deutch.

3) "Hi, I'm Roni Deutch, and I'll settle your tax problems for only twenty dollars. TWENTY DOLLARS!!!"

deutch by Pleepa May 14, 2005

deutsche bahn 

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

deutsche bahn by the defenition master June 18, 2017

shema deutsch 

a person whom people view as a God of Germany because of their obsession with the German language and culture.

oh my God,Mary is such a shema Deutsch.

shema deutsch by by:Shema Deutsch's worshipper October 9, 2018

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“

Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn by PeterGriffin69420 July 12, 2021

Deutschbag 

(pronounced doysh-bag) An insult used AGAINST German people. The word is derived from the german word for german, Deutsch, and the english insult Douchebag, and is used in the same sense as douchebag, but exclusively to Germans.

Steve: What Do you think of the new kid?
Bob: oh you mean that German kid with the ego?
Steve: Yeah, him.
Bob: Oh, Total Deutschbag.

Deutschbag by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

dueschrocket 

A person who has ascertained a position of such high dueschbaggery that he takes dueschness to a level out of this world.

I was trying to buy beer with my fake ID and the dueschrocket behind me told the cashier I was underage.

My roommate left right after the party and didn't show up again until after the apartment was cleaned up, what a dueschrocket.

dueschrocket by The Grundler December 31, 2009

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

Crank a Deutch by hambone. October 28, 2011