deprismal anxiety 

the condition in which you have depression, autism, and anxiety, and this, is obviously something you don't want

Guy 1: hey do you want to go to the town to watch the depressed dude and practice our social skills?
guy 2: no sorry I have deprismal anxiety
Guy 1: Is that even a real condition?
Guy 2: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?

deprismal anxiety by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020

Desperessy 

When you are depressed and want to get hennessy to get wasted af but you can only afford desperados beer

Man wanna get some hennessy? I am sad af

- Man i wish but we can only afford desperessy

Desperessy by V4C4 May 1, 2021

Desperasitidy 

the act of being desperate

I will quit my "Desperasitidy"

Desperasitidy by tayoxxxx June 3, 2022

Desperivity 

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.

The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills

Desperivity by anonymous May 30, 2025

Desperick

Noun: When you go charging in with all your might, with no regard for waiting. A portmanteau of Desperate and Maverick, inspired by mixing Jamie MacDonald- Desperate and Lady Gaga- Hold My Hand (from Top Gun: Maverick).

I went full desperick on that final. I had to pass or else, I'd fail that course.

Desperick by Speedqueen May 11, 2026