Denverism 

1) One of many completely useless, mind numbing, tactics to that are meant to deceive or misguide your peers of the present situation. 2) To come up with a load of bullshit that sounds so convincing that everyone in your workplace will be distracted of the fact you haven't done anything work related in days. 3) A method of torpedoing your co-workers who first tried to help you but you refused to accept it based on the fact that you think you are superior to them and they are unworthy of lending you a hand. Then when it comes down to the deadline, you blame everyone for not having anything done and make them do all the work for you anyways. 4) Wipeout. 5) Any idea conceived by a native of Arkansas. 6) Anything you can do to waste time or piss people off or both. 7) To turn every conversation even slightly related to work into a social event so that no work actually has to be done.

Sit down, shut up and do what you are told to. No one wants to waste their time listening to your useless Denverisms.

Denverism by Joey Lorenzo September 6, 2006

desperism 

"Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.

Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."

desperism by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007

Denverite 

Meaning someone that resides in Denver, Colorado

...for Denverites, that means higher taxes!

Denverite by .Atreyu. January 3, 2009

Denveritis 

adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)

1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.

2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.

That chick would be a 10... if her face wasn't covered in Denveritis.

Denveritis by RussBlake November 4, 2008

denvering it up 

the act of taking acid (as much as possible) while hating on the government.

Bob: finna bool while denvering it up wit da homies cuhh fuck the government
Joe: bet cuhh lemme get some dat acid g

denvering it up by fuck12ofn April 7, 2019

Denvers 

Nut Sack, Nuggets, Balls, Testies.

"Get my Denvers!" as in "get my Nuggets", as in Denver Nuggets.

Get these Nuggets!

Denvers by tompat March 30, 2011