Mrs Crumplebottom 

Named for a character from the Sims video game, Mrs Crumplebottom is a prude and a killjoy who has no social life, and dislikes seeing public displays of affection.

In the Sims game, Mrs Crumplebottom regularly purse-whips and/or lectures other sims who kiss or make out in public.

Don't be a Mrs Crumplebottom.

Mrs Crumplebottom by Simmaniac February 11, 2010

Chumpled 

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

Chumpled by Waterking February 27, 2019

Alge Crumpler 

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

Alge Crumpler by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

This one's sanity must've already crumbled... 

This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.

Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.

A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."

This one's sanity must've already crumbled... by r0lfu October 22, 2023

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

Crumplet by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

crumped 

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

crumped by livinlife April 12, 2008

crumbled 

Too pissed to know whats goin on. Cant do anything without stumbling and falling over.

A sense of your mind crumbling away into nothing.

Man, im well Crumbled

crumbled by MajorFool June 11, 2007