cow 

is it you....

r u a cow

cow by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

Cow 

Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum

The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!

Cow by Tarik January 12, 2004

cow 

mother-in-law or otherwise displeasing woman

her mom is a giant cow

cow by themainevent November 17, 2003

cow 

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)

1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.

cow by Jake February 20, 2004

cow 

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

cow by take the money and run April 3, 2005

Cow 

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

Cow by ewan January 3, 2005

cow 

an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

cow by jagged rock.com February 13, 2005