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Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009

Constantino 

He is a king in sports. He also is Greek. Most of the time he plays on his video games and likes girls and hanges out with them, he is a King in his religion and is very tough and strong.
Dang, I wish I had the name Constantino
Constantino by Have-123 March 26, 2019

Conestipated 

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.
I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole
Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!

Constant Fear

Being in constant fear is have anxiety always. NO matter what you do on certain days everything sucks and is scary.
Also it is a popular sound cloud rap group check them out.
Constant Fear by FArt Pee October 9, 2019

Constantin 

The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !

Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
Constantin by notme69420 September 5, 2020